Comet's Problem: Funny Christmas Paper Card

Funny Christmas Paper Card by D. T. Walsh from - Comet's Problem image 1Funny Christmas Paper Card by D. T. Walsh from - Comet's Problem image 2
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Christmas Doesn't Blow! Merry Christmas
Item #: C2497XSG
Cover Reads:  What's Wrong With Comet? His Wife Snuck Off To Vegas And Blew Fifty Bucks.
Inside Reads:  Hope Your Christmas Doesn't Blow! Merry Christmas
Availability:  In Stock
The more you buy of this same card, the more you save!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
1$3.75 ea.
2 - 11$3.50 ea.
12 - 24$2.40 ea.
25+$2.00 ea.
JUMBO GREETED version (8.5" x 11")
1 - 2$8.99 ea.
3+$5.99 ea.

Occasion: Christmas

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Inside the secret life of Santa's reindeer is a dark, dark place full of intrigue, illegal shenanigans and alcoholism. What? You didn’t know? Sorry to break your heart, you schmuck.

Celebrate Christmas by making light of other people’s problems. Like poor Comet here. Comet's Problem Christmas Card from is a funny Christmas card that features a full-color cartoon image of three of Santa's world-famous North Pole reindeer. Two of the reindeer gossip about Comet's marital problems. The inside of the holiday greeting card is pre-printed with a brief, yet cheeky, play on words that essentially spells out the joke on the front for those knuckleheads who don't quite get it.

NobleWorks’ light-hearted, dirty Christmas cards are sure to put a smile on anyone's face this holiday season. Comet's Problem Christmas card is printed on recycled paper and is an ideal inclusion into any humorous Christmas card lineup. This mildly offensive funny Christmas card is great for co-workers, friends and family. Basically, anyone who needs a brief reprieve from the stress of the holiday season full of demands, full parking lots and bratty kids.

Order this nasty humor Christmas card to give the gift of laughter to anyone that enjoys a good reindeer or beer pong game. In fact, include a six-pack of beer with this Christmas card. Why? Because I told you so. Everyone loves beer.

Cards are paired with matching envelopes, because we’re not total a-holes. Volume pricing is available for orders of two or more cards. The more you buy, the more you save this holiday season when you order Comet's Problem Christmas Cards from NobleWorks. Go ahead, make light of Comet’s marital issues. We’ve got your funny Christmas card needs covered.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Comet's Problem Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: D. T. Walsh
Credit: Cartoon by D. T. Walsh
Paper Stock: Recycled paper
Introduced: March 15, 2016
UPC: 745469996036
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By Leslie
Lakeside, AZ
November 27, 2018
Funniest Cards on the Net
You guys are masters of innuendo.
By Mark
Denver, CO
December 13, 2018
Best Card Ever!
I'm a real estate agent and this my favorite card to send to me clients!
By Leonard Resto
Chatham, NJ
December 8, 2018
Funny Without Being Tasteless
I love to send non-Hallmark cards that are sappy and sweet. This card had the double-entendre without being crass. Nicely done.
By Cindy
December 2, 2018
This card brings a smile or laugh to friends or family
By Brian
williamstown, NJ
November 11, 2018
Wife loved it
Gave everyone a good laugh, I recommend this card.
Burlington, Wis.
September 23, 2018
They Will Love This
This is the perfect card for the right people. Luckily, I have several that will really like this card when they receive it.
ProsGood quality card stock, great picture and printing.
By Bill
March 12, 2018
Quality card stock
Everyone loves our Christmas cards!
By Loretta
Winter Park, FL
March 1, 2018
Loved them
This is the only place I can get funny Xmas cards anymore. I am so glad I discovered Noble Works the cards are quality made.
By Bruce
Boone, Iowa
March 1, 2018
Just like all the humorous cards.
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