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Comet's Problem: Funny Christmas Paper Card

Item #: C2497XSG
Cover Reads:
What's Wrong With Comet? His Wife Snuck Off To Vegas And Blew Fifty Bucks.
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Christmas Doesn't Blow! Merry Christmas
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Christmas

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Inside the secret life of Santa's reindeer is a dark, dark place full of intrigue, illegal shenanigans and alcoholism. What? You didn’t know? Sorry to break your heart, you schmuck.

Celebrate Christmas by making light of other people’s problems. Like poor Comet here. Comet's Problem Christmas Card from is a funny Christmas card that features a full-color cartoon image of three of Santa's world-famous North Pole reindeer. Two of the reindeer gossip about Comet's marital problems. The inside of the holiday greeting card is pre-printed with a brief, yet cheeky, play on words that essentially spells out the joke on the front for those knuckleheads who don't quite get it.

NobleWorks’ light-hearted, dirty Christmas cards are sure to put a smile on anyone's face this holiday season. Comet's Problem Christmas card is printed on recycled paper and is an ideal inclusion into any humorous Christmas card lineup. This mildly offensive funny Christmas card is great for co-workers, friends and family. Basically, anyone who needs a brief reprieve from the stress of the holiday season full of demands, full parking lots and bratty kids.

Order this nasty humor Christmas card to give the gift of laughter to anyone that enjoys a good reindeer or beer pong game. In fact, include a six-pack of beer with this Christmas card. Why? Because I told you so. Everyone loves beer.

Cards are paired with matching envelopes, because we’re not total a-holes. Volume pricing is available for orders of two or more cards. The more you buy, the more you save this holiday season when you order Comet's Problem Christmas Cards from NobleWorks. Go ahead, make light of Comet’s marital issues. We’ve got your funny Christmas card needs covered.

Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Comet's Problem
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Cartoon by D. T. Walsh
Paper Stock:
Recycled paper
March 15, 2016
In Stock