Comet's Problem: Funny Christmas Card - Reindeers

Item #: C2497XSG
Cover Reads:
What's Wrong With Comet? His Wife Snuck Off To Vegas And Blew Fifty Bucks.
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Christmas Doesn't Blow! Merry Christmas
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Inside the secret life of Santa's reindeer is a dark, dark place full of intrigue, illegal shenanigans and alcoholism. What? You didn’t know? Sorry to break your heart, you schmuck.

Celebrate Christmas by making light of other people’s problems. Like poor Comet here. Comet's Problem Christmas Card from is a funny Christmas card that features a full-color cartoon image of three of Santa's world-famous North Pole reindeer. Two of the reindeer gossip about Comet's marital problems. The inside of the holiday greeting card is pre-printed with a brief, yet cheeky, play on words that essentially spells out the joke on the front for those knuckleheads who don't quite get it.

NobleWorks’ light-hearted, dirty Christmas cards are sure to put a smile on anyone's face this holiday season. Comet's Problem Christmas card is printed on recycled paper and is an ideal inclusion into any humorous Christmas card lineup. This mildly offensive funny Christmas card is great for co-workers, friends and family. Basically, anyone who needs a brief reprieve from the stress of the holiday season full of demands, full parking lots and bratty kids.

Order this nasty humor Christmas card to give the gift of laughter to anyone that enjoys a good reindeer or beer pong game. In fact, include a six-pack of beer with this Christmas card. Why? Because I told you so. Everyone loves beer.

Cards are paired with matching envelopes, because we’re not total a-holes. Volume pricing is available for orders of two or more cards. The more you buy, the more you save this holiday season when you order Comet's Problem Christmas Cards from NobleWorks. Go ahead, make light of Comet’s marital issues. We’ve got your funny Christmas card needs covered.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Comet's Problem
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Cartoon by D. T. Walsh
Paper Stock:
Recycled paper
March 15, 2016
In Stock
Review Summary
27 Reviews
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100% Recommend this product (27 of 27 responses)
By Leslie
Lakeside, AZ
Funniest Cards on the Net
November 27, 2018
You guys are masters of innuendo.
By Brad
Stoughton, WI
Poor Comet
January 9, 2021
Eyebrow raising, but funny.
By Katie
Omaha , NE
Funny card
November 30, 2020
Funny card if you have good sense of humor.
By Stanley M.
good card
October 23, 2020
I picked it because I liked it
Got a Laugh
January 24, 2020
Funny card - def got a laugh :)
By Frank
Peoria, AZ
January 13, 2020
Always a good one
By Jim D.
Cleveland, OH
Funny card and great quality
January 7, 2020
These cards are very high quality, I was pleasantly surprised.
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By Mike
Great Product
December 14, 2019
I have never used an online card company but I've found the one I'll use now. NobleWorks did a great job. The cards were made of quality paper and the selection of available cards was excellent. I got my order in a timely fashion and will use this company again!!
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By Funnygirl
December 11, 2019
I bought this product as a gag (obviously) and was not expecting much. When it arrived, I was blown away by the quality. The cardstock was thicker than most cards I buy at the store. The paper has a nice feel to it. The front is glossy, NOT AT ALL what I was expecting. It arrived quickly (less than a week) in a stiff chipboard envelope so that the quality was in tact. I would definitely recommend.
  • Quality
  • Humor
  • Quick delivery
Port Alberni, BC
December 10, 2019
Love this Card!! The Best.
Great product!
November 30, 2019
If you’re on the fence, don’t be, these cards are a 10+, quality items you’ll be glad you ordered!
  • * Website easy to navigate
  • * Top notch quality cards
  • * Fast delivery
  • *. Fair price
  • *. Fantastic selection
By Jeff
Pittsburgh, PA
Perfect for the jokesters
November 11, 2019
I give these hysterical cards out every year during Christmastime. They go over so well! Now, my colleagues look forward to getting my cards each year!
  • High quality
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By Alan
Southeast Michigan
Always the best card selection!
October 31, 2019
I try each year to out do myself with "over the edge" Christmas cards, and while I shop a half dozen sites, Noble Works gets the business 90% of the time.
By John
Very clever!
September 28, 2019
Risque, yet not overly so.
My friends, I'm sure, will love it!
A little Christmas humor!
By Estelle
Pawtucket, Rhode Island
I'm the crazy old aunt.
June 20, 2019
I have a nephew who is single and on his own. I believe in sending real cards. Not the cards sent on line. Every year I send cards to my family members. I look through all the cards and pick each card to suit each family members. Four the last ten years I have sent my nephew a funny risky card. I didn't realize how much he liked them until recently while we were talking, he said that he looked forward to receiving my cards every year. And they were the only cards he kept. The risky cards were getting harder to find until I found your sight. Love the choices. The cards done in a tasteful way. As I get older it's not easy to go out and look for cards. Now I can sit at my computer and choose all the cards I need. Thank You!
By John M.
Comet's Problem: Funny Christmas Paper Card
January 6, 2019
Very Funny Card!
By Terry J.
Naughty but nice
December 26, 2018
Very funny card...not too over the top in the naughty department
By Allie
Comet is so bummed.
December 24, 2018
I wish I would of gotten 10 of these cards. Granted you can't sent them to everyone on the list, but most of my crew.
  • Understated naughty.
By Richard
Marshville, NC
Another Hilarious Card
December 15, 2018
Believe me buying Noble Cards is a "no-brainer". Guaranteed to bring a smile to the face of the recipient.
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By Mark
Denver, CO
Best Card Ever!
December 13, 2018
I'm a real estate agent and this my favorite card to send to me clients!
By Leonard R.
Chatham, NJ
Funny Without Being Tasteless
December 8, 2018
I love to send non-Hallmark cards that are sappy and sweet. This card had the double-entendre without being crass. Nicely done.
By Cindy
December 2, 2018
This card brings a smile or laugh to friends or family
By Brian
williamstown, NJ
Wife loved it
November 11, 2018
Gave everyone a good laugh, I recommend this card.
Burlington, Wis.
They Will Love This
September 23, 2018
This is the perfect card for the right people. Luckily, I have several that will really like this card when they receive it.
  • Good quality card stock, great picture and printing.
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By Bill
Quality card stock
March 12, 2018
Everyone loves our Christmas cards!
By Loretta
Winter Park, FL
Loved them
March 1, 2018
This is the only place I can get funny Xmas cards anymore. I am so glad I discovered Noble Works the cards are quality made.
By Bruce
Boone, Iowa
March 1, 2018
Just like all the humorous cards.