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Comet's Problem: Funny Christmas Paper Card

Funny Christmas Paper Card by D. T. Walsh from - Comet's Problem image 1Funny Christmas Paper Card by D. T. Walsh from - Comet's Problem image 2
GREETED version (5" x 7")
The more you buy of the same card, the more you save!
1$4.28 ea.
2 - 11$3.00 ea.
12+$1.50 ea.
Item #: C2497XSG
Cover Reads: What's Wrong With Comet? His Wife Snuck Off To Vegas And Blew Fifty Bucks.
Inside Reads: Hope Your Christmas Doesn't Blow! Merry Christmas

Occasion: Christmas

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Inside the secret life of Santa's reindeer is a dark, dark place full of intrigue, illegal shenanigans and alcoholism. What? You didn’t know? Sorry to break your heart, you schmuck.

Celebrate Christmas by making light of other people’s problems. Like poor Comet here. Comet's Problem Christmas Card from is a funny Christmas card that features a full-color cartoon image of three of Santa's world-famous North Pole reindeer. Two of the reindeer gossip about Comet's marital problems. The inside of the holiday greeting card is pre-printed with a brief, yet cheeky, play on words that essentially spells out the joke on the front for those knuckleheads who don't quite get it.

NobleWorks’ light-hearted, dirty Christmas cards are sure to put a smile on anyone's face this holiday season. Comet's Problem Christmas card is printed on recycled paper and is an ideal inclusion into any humorous Christmas card lineup. This mildly offensive funny Christmas card is great for co-workers, friends and family. Basically, anyone who needs a brief reprieve from the stress of the holiday season full of demands, full parking lots and bratty kids.

Order this nasty humor Christmas card to give the gift of laughter to anyone that enjoys a good reindeer or beer pong game. In fact, include a six-pack of beer with this Christmas card. Why? Because I told you so. Everyone loves beer.

Cards are paired with matching envelopes, because we’re not total a-holes. Volume pricing is available for orders of two or more cards. The more you buy, the more you save this holiday season when you order Comet's Problem Christmas Cards from NobleWorks. Go ahead, make light of Comet’s marital issues. We’ve got your funny Christmas card needs covered.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Comet's Problem Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: D. T. Walsh
Credit: Cartoon by D. T. Walsh
Paper Stock: Recycled paper
Introduced: March 15, 2016
UPC: 745469996036
Availability: In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (27 of 27 responses)
By Leslie
Lakeside, AZ
November 27, 2018
Funniest Cards on the Net
You guys are masters of innuendo.
By Brad
Stoughton, WI
January 9, 2021
Poor Comet
Eyebrow raising, but funny.
By Katie
Omaha , NE
November 30, 2020
Funny card
Funny card if you have good sense of humor.
By Stanley Milczanowski
October 23, 2020
good card
I picked it because I liked it
January 24, 2020
Got a Laugh
Funny card - def got a laugh :)
By Frank
Peoria, AZ
January 13, 2020
Always a good one
By Jim D
Cleveland, OH
January 7, 2020
Funny card and great quality
These cards are very high quality, I was pleasantly surprised.
By Mike
December 14, 2019
Great Product
I have never used an online card company but I've found the one I'll use now. NobleWorks did a great job. The cards were made of quality paper and the selection of available cards was excellent. I got my order in a timely fashion and will use this company again!!
By Funnygirl
December 11, 2019
I bought this product as a gag (obviously) and was not expecting much. When it arrived, I was blown away by the quality. The cardstock was thicker than most cards I buy at the store. The paper has a nice feel to it. The front is glossy, NOT AT ALL what I was expecting. It arrived quickly (less than a week) in a stiff chipboard envelope so that the quality was in tact. I would definitely recommend.
ProsQuality Humor Quick delivery
Port Alberni, BC
December 10, 2019
Love this Card!! The Best.
November 30, 2019
Great product!
If you’re on the fence, don’t be, these cards are a 10+, quality items you’ll be glad you ordered!
Pros* Website easy to navigate * Top notch quality cards * Fast delivery *. Fair price *. Fantastic selection
By Jeff
Pittsburgh, PA
November 11, 2019
Perfect for the jokesters
I give these hysterical cards out every year during Christmastime. They go over so well! Now, my colleagues look forward to getting my cards each year!
ProsHigh quality
By Alan
Southeast Michigan
October 31, 2019
Always the best card selection!
I try each year to out do myself with "over the edge" Christmas cards, and while I shop a half dozen sites, Noble Works gets the business 90% of the time.
By John
September 28, 2019
Very clever!
Risque, yet not overly so.
My friends, I'm sure, will love it!
A little Christmas humor!
By Estelle
Pawtucket, Rhode Island
June 20, 2019
I'm the crazy old aunt.
I have a nephew who is single and on his own. I believe in sending real cards. Not the cards sent on line. Every year I send cards to my family members. I look through all the cards and pick each card to suit each family members. Four the last ten years I have sent my nephew a funny risky card. I didn't realize how much he liked them until recently while we were talking, he said that he looked forward to receiving my cards every year. And they were the only cards he kept. The risky cards were getting harder to find until I found your sight. Love the choices. The cards done in a tasteful way. As I get older it's not easy to go out and look for cards. Now I can sit at my computer and choose all the cards I need. Thank You!
By John Marcone
January 6, 2019
Comet's Problem: Funny Christmas Paper Card
Very Funny Card!
By Terry Jo
December 26, 2018
Naughty but nice
Very funny card...not too over the top in the naughty department
By Allie
December 24, 2018
Comet is so bummed.
I wish I would of gotten 10 of these cards. Granted you can't sent them to everyone on the list, but most of my crew.
ProsUnderstated naughty.
By Richard
Marshville, NC
December 15, 2018
Another Hilarious Card
Believe me buying Noble Cards is a "no-brainer". Guaranteed to bring a smile to the face of the recipient.
By Mark
Denver, CO
December 13, 2018
Best Card Ever!
I'm a real estate agent and this my favorite card to send to me clients!
By Leonard Resto
Chatham, NJ
December 8, 2018
Funny Without Being Tasteless
I love to send non-Hallmark cards that are sappy and sweet. This card had the double-entendre without being crass. Nicely done.
By Cindy
December 2, 2018
This card brings a smile or laugh to friends or family
By Brian
williamstown, NJ
November 11, 2018
Wife loved it
Gave everyone a good laugh, I recommend this card.
Burlington, Wis.
September 23, 2018
They Will Love This
This is the perfect card for the right people. Luckily, I have several that will really like this card when they receive it.
ProsGood quality card stock, great picture and printing.
By Bill
March 12, 2018
Quality card stock
Everyone loves our Christmas cards!
By Loretta
Winter Park, FL
March 1, 2018
Loved them
This is the only place I can get funny Xmas cards anymore. I am so glad I discovered Noble Works the cards are quality made.
By Bruce
Boone, Iowa
March 1, 2018
Just like all the humorous cards.
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