Born In A Barn: Funny Christmas Card

Item #: 1382
Cover Reads:
Jesus Christ, Close The Door! Where Were You Born, In A Barn?
Inside Reads:
Season's Greetings
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Sure, Jesus may be the Reason for the Season, performed miracles, walked on water and died for everyone’s sins and all that, but it doesn't mean Jesus gets away with leaving the damn door open. WWJD, you ask? Let the chilly weather in, apparently.

Light-hearted Jesus jokes are not PC exactly, but what is nowadays? Nothing is sacred here at NobleWorks. Given His mad storytelling skills, you have to imagine Jesus had a pretty keen sense of humor, which is why we have created funny Jesus Christmas cards. Let the spirit of the season incite a laugh or two — even if that said spirit is a few too many fingers of vodka. We don’t judge. Actually, we would probably join you for a drink. Make mine a double.

Our Born in Barn Christmas card is just plain funny and would be appropriate (we say that loosely) for both religious and non-religious holiday celebrators. Funny Jesus Christmas cards are great for the holidays. Forget those overly serious, syrupy cards that include angels, sleighs and 19th century Norman Rockwell forest scenes. Joy to the world, right? What’s more freaking joyful than sending off-the-wall and mildly offensive holiday cards to create a little holiday cheer (and horror?). Keep ‘em on their toes, so we say.

Regardless, Jesus jokes are quite topical during the holidays. Don’t buy into this whole politically correct “Merry Christmas” versus “Happy Holidays” semantics crap. Do you think deities care about it? Doubtful. People just like to argue. What would Jesus do if He received this Born in a Barn Christmas card? Probably laugh. Your friends will, too.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Born In A Barn
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
May 15, 1990
In Stock
Review Summary
16 Reviews
88% (14)
6% (1)
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6% (1)
94% Recommend this product (15 of 16 responses)
By Katie
Omaha, NE
Born in a Barn
November 30, 2020
Funny for even religious people.
By Robert
Columbus, OH
January 29, 2020
What a great. card to add a lot of cheer to the holidays!
  • great quality card
By Clark Y.
Funny Christmas Cards!
January 2, 2020
I purchased these Christmas cards to send to a few people. I have heard nothing but good things. One recipient even said this was the funniest card she had ever received! Cards are printed on heavy stock and the printing is perfect: no blurriness, no overlapping colors. I will be ordering more cards next year!
  • Top quality printing
  • Originality
  • Funny saying without being vulgar
  • Cards are difficult to fold because they come unfolded. They don't want to stay completely folded once you fold them.
By Fred
Great card
December 28, 2019
Great card
By Robert
Best Christmas Card Ever!
December 26, 2019
I get more comments on this card than any other.
By Chad
Gulf Breeze, FL
Great card!
December 26, 2019
Perfect for a Christian with a sense of humor.
  • It seems offensive, but it’s historically accurate.
  • None
By Chuck
Madison, WI
Everyone's Favorite Card
December 23, 2019
I always send Noble Works cards for Christmas. They're always excellent quality and they're ALWAYS everyone's favorite card. I get compliments all year long for these laugh-out-loud cards. If you're thinking about sending out some of their (shall we say irreverent) cards - Just go for it!
People love them and I send them to 60 to 70 people every year. Everybody loves to laugh and none are offended. Well, I had one person that was offended so I send them a bland card now.
By Dan
Worth the laugh
December 23, 2019
Overall the card was great
By Meghan M.
Wilmington, DE
Hard to review when I haven't received
December 20, 2019
Ordered 12/6. It's 12/20 and still don't have.
By Cory
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Best Christmas Card Ever!
December 12, 2019
If you're looking for some laughs, this card does it... even if you're a regular churcher.
  • great quality
By boo
Central MA
Born In A Barn Card
December 30, 2018
Too, too funny! I bet all of us had this said to us by our parents when we were kids. Slightly irreverent, but great. Always find one of these to send to a holier-than-thou friend!
  • Humor, good taste,
  • none
By Terry J.
Parent Humor
December 26, 2018
Who hasn't heard this from their parent!
By Ann
December 21, 2018
Always great cards are found here
  • Cards are too funny
  • None
By Zelmo
Concord, NH
Great Card. Very Funny.
December 14, 2018
This is a very funny card, which on first glance, the reader might not know isn't a serious one. The quality was very high and felt substantial in the hand. By buying in quantity, the price was reasonable compared to other card sellers. Shipping was fairly quick and not unreasonably priced. I've had many positive responses from the receivers of this card and will definitely buy from Noble Works again, as they have many, many cards to choose from.
By Tish
, Ohio
Too Funny!
December 8, 2018
Nice glossy cards and the shipping is fast
By Jen
Burlingame, CA
Great Choices
December 3, 2018
This company has great choices for humors Christmas cards which my husband and I are known for. Already getting positive feedback from friends and family!