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Not Worth It: Funny Christmas Printed Greeting Card

Item #: 5853
Cover Reads: It's Not Worth It, Roy! Let's Just Give Him Our Noses & Let Him Go!
Inside Reads: It'd Be A Crime Not To Wish You A Merry Christmas.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
The more you buy of the same card, the more you save!
1$4.28 ea.
2 - 11$3.00 ea.
12+$1.50 ea.
Funny Christmas Printed Greeting Card by Dan Piraro from - Not Worth It image 1Funny Christmas Printed Greeting Card by Dan Piraro from - Not Worth It image 2

Occasion: Christmas

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It's hard to be a snowman. Aside from the constant threat of global warming, there's also the constant threat of being held up at hair dryer-point by a crazed carrot-stealing rabbit.

Explore the lighter side to larceny with clean humor Christmas cards from NobleWorks Cards. It features the wit and whimsy of “Bizarro” creator Dan Piraro, whose comic strip is known around the world for its hilarious absurdity. This clean humor, SFW card is the perfect choice to send to families with kids, co-workers, grandparents or anyone else that can appreciate absurd, quirky humor.

This card is available greeted or blank. If you choose the greeted option, the inside of the card will be printed with a criminally-inspired message that's sure to add to the holiday fun. Or, leave it blank to use for warming up cold winter months. It’s available in regular size or a jumbo size that’s perfect for family gatherings, church events or office parties. It’s sure to entertain animal lovers, people with big, sympathetic hearts, current-events followers and more.

Cards are printed on FSC certified paper and are made in the U.S. for quality. Matching white envelopes are included to make mailing your holiday greeting cards a breeze. Need more than one? Quantity discounts are available when you order multiple cards in this design.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Not Worth It Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Dan Piraro
Credit: Bizarro by Dan Piraro
Paper Stock: Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced: March 15, 2011
UPC: 745469058536
Availability: In Stock
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By Angelica
Boston, MA
January 20, 2020
Worth it
Awesome card! Definitely coming back for more
December 26, 2019
Excellent Quality
I enjoy sending these cards to my friend specially since they’re printed in the United States
ProsPrinted in the United States
By kbkazoo
portland, or
January 18, 2019
too funny!
such a clever card!
Prosgreat graphics and words!
By Tom
york, pa
January 12, 2019
Loved this card - very funny
By Tish
December 8, 2018
Nice glossy card and the shipping is fast
free shipping
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