Who hasnít tied mistletoe around their belt at a holiday party after a few stiff cocktails? Frank is just a little bit ballsier than you are. He is also, apparently, a very accomplished yogi: The inverted bull toad is a difficult pose. Martha isnít having it, though. She has fallen for Frankís shenanigans one too many times.
NobleWorks funny Christmas cards are great gifts for a significant other or someone you want to creep out. Our naughty Christmas card combines classic mistletoe funny jokes and penis jokes to create a delightfully risquť Christmas card that we can pretty much guarantee wonít be forgotten anytime soon.
Anybody that enjoys rude Christmas cards will get a kick out if this one. Well, hopefully not a kick. Just because itís the holidays doesnít mean the absolute splendor of a good penis joke has to be zipped up until New Yearís. Funny, adult-themed Christmas cards are appreciated by those with a decent sense of humor and arenít recommend for sticks in the mud. A funny Christmas card is also especially appreciated during this season of holiday stress, where we must endure the increasingly irrational demands from our children, our in-laws and society in general. (I blame Pinterest: Everyone nowadays thinks they are Martha-Fucking-Stewart.) Mistletoe jokes and penis jokes go together like nuts in fruit cake.
Rude Christmas cards are only rude for people who are easily offended. Like your Aunt Ethel or Uncle Homer. NobleWorks is your go-to for funny Christmas cards that are admittedly offensive, but are basically just plain fun for pretty much everyone else. Not sure which type your significant other is? Send this card and find out.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches