Kiss My Nose Mistletoe: Hysterical Christmas Paper Card

Item #: 5715
Cover Reads:
Forget It Frank, I'm Not Falling For That One Again.
Inside Reads:
Put On A Happy Face This Christmas.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Who hasnít tied mistletoe around their belt at a holiday party after a few stiff cocktails? Frank is just a little bit ballsier than you are. He is also, apparently, a very accomplished yogi: The inverted bull toad is a difficult pose. Martha isnít having it, though. She has fallen for Frankís shenanigans one too many times.

NobleWorks funny Christmas cards are great gifts for a significant other or someone you want to creep out. Our naughty Christmas card combines classic mistletoe funny jokes and penis jokes to create a delightfully risquť Christmas card that we can pretty much guarantee wonít be forgotten anytime soon.

Anybody that enjoys rude Christmas cards will get a kick out if this one. Well, hopefully not a kick. Just because itís the holidays doesnít mean the absolute splendor of a good penis joke has to be zipped up until New Yearís. Funny, adult-themed Christmas cards are appreciated by those with a decent sense of humor and arenít recommend for sticks in the mud. A funny Christmas card is also especially appreciated during this season of holiday stress, where we must endure the increasingly irrational demands from our children, our in-laws and society in general. (I blame Pinterest: Everyone nowadays thinks they are Martha-Fucking-Stewart.) Mistletoe jokes and penis jokes go together like nuts in fruit cake.

Rude Christmas cards are only rude for people who are easily offended. Like your Aunt Ethel or Uncle Homer. NobleWorks is your go-to for funny Christmas cards that are admittedly offensive, but are basically just plain fun for pretty much everyone else. Not sure which type your significant other is? Send this card and find out.

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Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Kiss My Nose Mistletoe
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
March 15, 2008
In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (3 of 3 responses)
By Frank
Peoria, AZ
January 13, 2020
My favorite.. but of course, I'm Frank.
By Terry
Portland Metro area. Oregon
Shock value
November 2, 2019
Great creativity and I think the shock value of the cards is priceless.
  • Save as above.
  • I?d like it if the envelopes weren?t red cause the address stamp is had to read on the darker envelope.
By Stephen M.
Washington Dc
loved the card
March 1, 2018
My friends thought the card was hilarious.
  • +++++