Laser Eye Surgery: Funny Christmas Greeting Card

Item #: C2532XSG
Cover Reads:
Sometimes I Regret The Laser Eye Surgery.
Inside Reads:
Another Christmas Is In Sight! Merry Christmas
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GREETED (5" x 7")
With inside message
The more you buy of the same card, the more you save!
1 – 7
$4.95 ea.
8 – 15
$3.95 ea.
16 – 37
$2.25 ea.
$1.95 ea.

All the wonderful Christmas decorations, including lights and garlands, will be lost on this scarf-wearing snowman in this wintry funny Christmas card.

Dave Coverly, the creator of ďSpeed Bump,Ē is the genius behind this corrective eye surgery greeting card. His sense of humor is perfect for people with a dark sense of humor, eye doctors or for your friends or family who wish they were blind when they see Christmas stuff go on sale in September.

Send your own clear vision of festively decorated holiday good humor by giving the gift of greeting card laughter. Itís safe and clean enough for the office, yet still is shocking enough to get hysterical laughs. You canít find cards this funny at the grocery store. NobleWorks Cards offers discounts that increase with the number of this card that you buy, so make this funny snowman Christmas card a part of your holiday giving.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Laser Eye Surgery
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Art by Dave Coverly
Paper Stock:
Made in USA
March 15, 2016
In Stock
Review Summary
13 Reviews
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100% Recommend this product (13 of 13 responses)
By Richard
Mountain View, CA
Lasere surgery card
December 6, 2020
I have a few friends that I thought this would be good for so I bought 12 to be able to get the discount. ( which I also like by the way.. ;-)
It is a fun and silly card. No cons on this card,
By pj
Cave Creek, AZ
Great Cards
December 3, 2020
Fun Christmas cards - "nice feeling", heavier paper and envelopes. Great price. Have ordered similar cards from this company in the past and will continue as long as the great quality keeps up.
By glmwkansas
wichita ks
so funny
November 20, 2020
plan to give to my friend who just had the eye surgery
By Martha K.
Good Clean Fun
August 9, 2020
Fun cards especially for aging eyes like me and most of my friends have ...
By roger s.
san antonio texas
April 12, 2020
great for my eye dr
By Hoofinit
Very funny
January 23, 2020
Like all other cards from Noble, this one is very funny.
Made to order
By Angelica
Boston, MA
January 20, 2020
For someone who is an eye doctor lol
By Tom W.
Great humorous cards :)
January 3, 2020
Great product, good humour, fast delivery.
Good quality product. None.
Lebanon, Pa.
Will They Think It Is Funny
December 14, 2019
See pros and cons.
My initial reaction to the card is I thought it was funny. I sent it to a friend who had laser eye surgery. I hope the person I sent it to, who had laser eye surgery, thinks it’s funny.
By Martha
Framingham, MA
So funny
December 28, 2018
I love the cards with snowmen talking to one another like people. They always have something hilarious to say. This card in particular, especially for my sister who just had laser eye surgery. Thanks again, NobleWorks!
Cute pic / Funny card None that I can think of
By Bales
United States
Funny & Quick Shipping
December 28, 2018
The cards were funny and the shipping was quick.
By Melinda G.
Laser Eye Surgery Card
December 20, 2018
Perfect card for the family member that had laser eye surgery!
By Tish
December 8, 2018
Nice glossy card and the shipping is fast