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Adult Christmas Funny Card

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Inside Reads:
Go Nuts...It's Christmas!
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Item #: 5934
Cover Reads:  12 Daze Of Christmas. Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What We Her? Amnesia: I Don?T Know If I?Ll Be Home For Christmas. Narcissist: Hark The Herald Angels Sing?About Me. Manic: Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stairs And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Tracks And Fire Hydrants And? Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are. Paranoid: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, And Jingle Bells. Agoraphobia: I Heard The Bell On Christmas Day, But Wouldn?T Leave My House. Senile Dementia: Walking In A Winter Wonderland?Miles From My House In My Slippers And Robe. Oppositional Defiance Disorder: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus?So I Burned Down The House. Social Anxiety Disorder: Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, While I Sit Home And Hyperventilate. Attention Deficit Disorder: We Wish You?Hey Look!!! It?S Snowing.
Inside Reads:  Go Nuts...It's Christmas!
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Share this unique Christmas card by NobleWorks with someone 'special' this year. You will be doing them a favor as you let them know what the '12 Daze of Christmas' actually holds in store. You can prepare them for these 12 crazy days ahead with this card made from the highest quality material right here in the U.S.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Christmas Music Dirty Funny Greeting Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber.
Introduced: March 15, 2012
UPC: 745469059342
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