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Rice Cakes: Funny Christmas Paper Card

Item #: 1587
Cover Reads: Rice Cakes?! I Guess Somebody Only Wants Educational Toys This Year!
Inside Reads: Screw The Diet And Have A Merry Christmas.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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1$4.28 ea.
2 - 11$3.00 ea.
12+$1.50 ea.
Funny Christmas Paper Card by Randall McIlwaine from - Rice Cakes image 1Funny Christmas Paper Card by Randall McIlwaine from - Rice Cakes image 2

Occasion: Christmas

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Everyone knows that if you want the good stuff for Christmas, you have to give Santa cookies and a glass of milk. There’s no faster way to go from nice to naughty.

This funny Christmas card is available from the hilarious mind of cartoonist Randall McIlwaine. Because Christmas is the season for indulging, this funny Santa Christmas card will get plenty of laughter from friends and family who are having a hard time resisting all the sweet treats to be found during Christmas.

Order your own Healthy Snack for Santa Christmas card from today. We offer free shipping so that you have more money for sweets, and our bulk discounts get bigger the more you order. Available in either regular or jumbo sizes, this card makes the perfect gift to accompany that batch of cookies you made.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Rice cakes Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Randall McIlwaine
Credit: Cartoon by Randy Mcilwaine
Paper Stock: Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced: March 15, 2009
UPC: 745469015874
Availability: In Stock
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Rice cakes Card   $4.28
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100% Recommend this product (2 of 2 responses)
By Jim
Aurora, COL
July 11, 2019
Good card
Always great service from these guys.
ProsGreat way to get cards for everything
By Martha
Framingham, MA
December 20, 2018
Appropriate, or not
This was the perfectly appropriate Christmas card for my sister who is ALWAYS on a diet.
ProsAppropriate and funny for people who know they are dieting.
ConsThe front of the card is appropriate and funny for relatives who have children, but the verbiage inside isn't. But the 'pro' outweighs this 'con'.
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