Santa Hates Rice Cakes: Hilarious Christmas Greeting Card

Item #: 1422
Cover Reads:
Santa Clearly Did Not Like Rice Cakes.
Inside Reads:
Merry Christmas!
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He isnít a fat jolly old elf for nothing. He has a happily obese image and he's proud of it. So, call him Santa, Father Christmas, Pere Noel, Kris Kringle, Saint Nick, or whatever, but "do not" call him late for milk and cookies. The tragically humorous results of insulting the red and white suited Yule lardo's enormous appetite with a pitiful offering of rice cakes is all too burning brightly and laughing largely pictured on this festively red and green and warningly orange flames Christmas card. You can light up someone special's holidays with good jokey cheer, as you enlighten them about the dark side of normally good-natured but always gluttonous Claus. HE NEEDS HIS SUGAR!

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Santa Hates Rice Cakes
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
March 15, 2011
UPC:
745469014228
Availability:
In Stock
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By Tracy
Peterborough, NH
High quality humor inside and out.
December 15, 2018
First, the quality of this card was outstanding! What I didn't realize is there's a humorous tidbit or two on the back as well (ie. "NOT Made in China"). Living in more reserved rural New England, this not-your-average-Christmas-card was a massive hit!
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