Santa Hates Rice Cakes: Funny Christmas Greeting Card

He isn’t a fat jolly old elf for nothing. He has a happily obese image and he's proud of it. So, call him Santa, Father Christmas, Pere Noel, Kris Kringle, Saint Nick, or whatever, but "do not" call him late for milk and cookies. The tragically humorous results of insulting the red and white suited Yule lardo's enormous appetite with a pitiful offering of rice cakes is all too burning brightly and laughing largely pictured on this festively red and green and warningly orange flames Christmas card. You can light up someone special's holidays with good jokey cheer, as you enlighten them about the dark side of normally good-natured but always gluttonous Claus. HE NEEDS HIS SUGAR!