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Jesus Freak: Humor Christmas Greeting Card

Item #: 1356
Cover Reads:
And Then God Gave His Only Begotten Son, So That Whosoever Should Believe In Him Would Become A Homophobic, Republican Jesus Freak!
Inside Reads:
For Christ's Sake, Have A Merry Christmas!
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A funny Christmas card with irreverent religious humor takes a provocative look at Christian beliefs and political stereotypes. Rather than offering a traditional holiday blessing, this greeting uses a sarcastic interpretation of a familiar biblical teaching to question the connection between faith, intolerance, and political identity. Its pointed social commentary makes it noticeably different from conventional religious Christmas cards.

The joke centers on Jesus and the idea of God's only son, using deliberately exaggerated language to challenge assumptions about what religious belief represents. The humor is outspoken, controversial, and intended for readers comfortable with criticism of religious and political attitudes.

This sarcastic holiday greeting is particularly suited to recipients who enjoy progressive satire and unconventional Christmas humor. One customer described it as a "Wonderful imaginative card," while another appreciated its relevance to the LGBTQ community. Buyers value its willingness to express an opinion through humor rather than traditional seasonal sentiment.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Jesus Freak
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Quantity:
Single Card
Size:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
April 15, 1994
UPC:
745469013566
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
Review Summary
Jesus Freak Card   $5.48
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100% Recommend this product (5 of 5 responses)
By Brian M.
Upstate, NY
Stop sending boring uninspiring greeting cards no one remembers!
December 18, 2025
Look, I'm one of those who believe people still enjoy getting mail... but to make the desired impact on the recipient, that mail has to surprise, inspire, or force them to spill their coffee laughing out loud at what they just took from their letter box.NobleWorks delivers just that through a huge array of clever, witty, irreverent, and inspiring cards that get those you love thanking you for that card you just sent. I never received responses in past after sending ordinary birthday or Christmas cards. Now I get texts saying how much they enjoyed my sentiment or snaps showing the very card I sent with a big smile on their faces.
By Leslie
Lakeside, AZ
Nobleworks says it best!
June 12, 2022
You say what I don't dare and you make it sound legit!
By Kevin
Ithaca, NY
So funny, especially if you are gay!
September 5, 2020
This card fits the bill with the LGBTQ community. The perfect Christmas card.
Pros
  • It will make a certain group of people laugh with tong in cheek humor.
Cons
  • Certainly not a card for the average community. Avoid sending it to the straight community. Not something that would cross their mind.
By Harriet F.
NY
great card which is no where else! Good service too.
January 19, 2020
great card which is no where else! Good service too. These are priceless!!
Pros
  • Wonderful imaginative card
Cons
  • None
By Steve
Anderson, SC
Funny Funny!!
December 26, 2019
Great card! to bad it's so true!!
Pros
  • Homey scene
Cons
  • no cons