JesusBoBesus: Funny Christmas Greeting Card - Lambs

Item #: 1348
Cover Reads:
Jesus-Jesus Bo-Besus! Banana-Fanna Fo-Fesus! Fi-Fi-Mo-Mesus! Jesus!
Inside Reads:
Having A Merry Christmas Is The Name Of The Game!
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So, imagine the night Jesus was born. The wise men and the shepherds were gathered around. The night was still and holy. They all leaned over and gazed in awe at Jesus in manger, so tender and mild. And then silent night became, well, not so silent. Everyone — including the Magi, Mary and Joseph — broke out in that iconic late-‘70s name game.

Jesus greeting card jokes always make for a wonderfully silly holiday greeting, because ‘tis the reason for the season, and all that. And lucky for you, NobleWorks Cards has a ton of Jesus greeting cards and other funny, dirty Christmas cards — if you’re into that sort of thing. Keep the holidays merry and bright, we say.

The stress of the holidays combined with the endless discussions of holiday political correctness can make you go banana-na-na-bo-nanas. (Because come ON… have you been to the freaking mall lately? Everyone turns into a ninja troll during the Christmas season. They all just need to go have a drink, in my opinion.)

Add a little humorous banter into the equation and lighten up. Because, as you know, Christmas manger jokes are about as topical as it gets. NobleWorks’ Jesus-in-a-manger card is a perfect, funny Christmas greeting card for both your religious and non-religious peeps. And if they’re offended, well, maybe Santa will put a little sense of humor in their stockings. Sometimes, the only way to help people resolve their stuffy attitudes toward Christmas is to be overtly non-politically correct.

Most likely, the first person to laugh at good Jesus jokes was the Man himself. I bet He was a super-cool dude. He clearly had a thing for wine, as do I. I imagine we’d get along great. We would share my box of wine, get a little tipsy, and laugh about the absurdities of the world. It’s doubtful Jesus would get too offended at a silly Christmas card.

(But, it is actually a pretty catchy Christmas carol, don’t you think?)

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
April 15, 1993
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88% Recommend this product (7 of 8 responses)
By glmwkansas
big hit
December 2, 2020
my friends loved this card
By Nick F.
Long Island, NY
Great cards!
October 11, 2020
Great variety of cards for all occasions. Ordering is easy and free shipping...can't be beat!
By Lisi
Ann Arbor, MI
Funny and fun
January 1, 2020
Fun, funny cards. Brought laughter to friends and family.
By Debbie
New York
great cards
December 25, 2019
Great selection
  • Many choices for funny cards
  • price
By Eric
Surprise, AZ.
fast shipping + quality card stock and ink! A+
December 5, 2019
Great selection of cards, the shipping is fast and the card is made of quality stock and bright inks. Happy Buyer!
  • quality stock, bright inks
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By Joe
Philadelphia, PA
My Jesus Cards
September 21, 2019
In the past, I used to send serious cards with images from classical artists. I'm over that, now. My Christian friends get a kick out of these not-so-religious cards. And heaven knows, God does have a sense of humor...otherwise he wouldn't have given us Donald Trump!
  • Price
  • Free shipping
  • Funny
  • Fun
  • Addressing, stamping and sending the darn things.
By Kayte G.
Guernevilee, Ca
December 26, 2018
Everyone I gave this card to, laughed and loved it!
By KarenLu L.
October 19, 2018
All Nobleworks cards are da bomb!