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Assless Chaps: Humorous Christmas Paper Card

Item #: 1111
Cover Reads: All I Want Are Some Assless Chaps. Don't Screw This One Up.
Inside Reads: Make Your Yuletide Gay! Merry Christmas.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Christmas

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Oh, ho ho. This retro-designed Santa Claus and the adorable little boy dressed up as a cowboy have you fooled. This is the 21st century, my friends, and we never know what Little Johnny is going to ask for. We thought it was funny when Ralphie asked for the “official Red Ryder carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.” You can’t put anything past today’s kids, those dame deviants.

This young cowboy on this funny Christmas greeting card really wants a pair of assless chaps. Now, when people say that Santa Claus has heard everything, do you really think that they mean it? I tell myself that my doctor has seen everything to make the rash I have on my bum seem a little more palatable. But really?

SuperIndustrialLove and Dan Pongalo have created another hilarious, naughty Christmas card for the holiday season. Your card recipient may be shocked on first viewing this assless chaps Christmas card, but that’s half the fun. This shock will soon turn to hearty laughter. We guarantee it. If it doesn’t, your friend or family member can ask for a sense of humor for Christmas.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Assless Chaps Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: SuperIndustrialLove
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: SuperIndustrialLove
Paper Stock: Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced: March 15, 2009
UPC: 745469011111
Availability: In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (3 of 3 responses)
By Eugene Giunta III
January 4, 2020
Quite Humorous
Love it
By William Dunn
West Hollywood CA
October 17, 2019
The best holiday/ special occasions cards!!!
Cards are very humorous, high quality paper stock and made in America!!!
By Scott
New York, New York
December 22, 2018
Well Made
Cards look great! Nice glossy finish and good card stock.
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