What says Merry Xmas better than maiming one�s own private parts with a mallet during a post-fondue family game night of holiday charades gone awry? Pretty much everything, but that�s the point. Hilariously naughty giant Yuletide cards are fun for those who have a somewhat more sordidly sick sense of humor. So, go ahead, be massively rude and irreverent, let it all hang out; holidays are supposed to be fun. Be daring! Be bold! Be offensive. Admittedly, the holiday season can make us all want to brutalize ourselves, so you can�t really blame poor Eric here. He�s probably spent week after relentless week being hounded by his kids, his wife, his in-laws and unreasonable societal expectations. We�ve all been where he's at some point in our lives. Not that we�ve gone to such tremendously painful lengths. Send anyone suffering the Christmas crazies this huge, hilarious, epic, risqu� and nonsensical naughty card. Friends, family and coworkers will appreciate it more than � well � an unforgettable game of charades that will likely end in therapy for more than a few family and other members.
