Holiday Sewing: Funny Merry Christmas Greeting Card

The holidays are all about friends, family, good cheer and seasonal spirits, gift getting and giving - and eating enormous quantities of delicious, fattening foods at the laden Xmas dinner table. Sew, it really helps everyone involved if there's a kindly lady with a needle and thread (and sewing machine) who's not afraid to put her hands down people's pants in order to loosen the stress and strain of Yuletide gorging. Such a handy woman is cartoon pictured on this colorful, festive, funny, Xmas joke card, expanding the waistline of one underwearing reveler while asking if anyone else wants their panted pressure relieved. Who can't relate to, and greatly appreciate, this side-splitting, stomach-shaking, girth and mirth-making Noel merriment card?