Worst Part: Funny Merry Christmas Greeting Card

For the lovely, luscious lady who has everything and still wants more, may we 'present' this glorious, gifty, Yuletide greeting card. A beautiful blonde femme with blue eyes, wearing a seasonal red dress and Xmas tree earrings, is delightfully, delicately and accurately portrayed on a vivid, vibrant crimson background, dispensing a holiday complaint not-uncommon to those imbued with plenty of festive spirit and material desires. Everybody will love getting this pretty, funny, appealing card at Christmastime - along with a whole pile of other Santa-delivered goodies, of course. She's making a list …