Ah, humor, profanity and traditional Xmas imagery combined all in one card! Who could ask for, or want, anything more? Well, perhaps Grandma and Grandpa aren't going to get a kick out of this salty and sassy seasonal greeting. But anyone else with a sense of irreverence and humor will be rolling around with laughter and good cheer upon receipt of said sweary missive. An old-timey Santa with white beard, burning pipe and red costume is paint pictured hugging a giant snowball a little too tightly on the slopes of a tree-lined winter wonderland; with red and green holly and ivy, to boot. The image is timeless, the red-lettered blue message contemporary - a card that spans the Yuletide ages, in other saucy words, with charm, chuckles and crustiness to spare.