Tanked Santa: Funny Merry Christmas Greeting Card

Apparently, this particular Claus isn't just loaded with good cheer and great gifts - he's also just plain 'loaded.' A blue-eyed, bleary-eyed Kris Pissed Kringle is pictured in all his white bearded and red costumed regalia slurring out a peaceful message of bucolic alcoholic good cheer. With a vivid crimson background and bright white snowflakes, this brilliantly funny and salty card captures just the right sassy seasonal holiday note of celebration and inebriation.