It isn't just the NSA that's monitoring people's private chatter. It's the big, fat, supposedly jolly guy in the bright red and white suit and black, buckled belt, too. Because, hey, Santa Claus doesn't just 'know' if some kid's been naughty or nice; he's actually got to get out and dig up the dirt or lack thereof by any means necessary. And if that involves bugging the sacred church confessional and eavesdropping in, then so be it. Cartoon illustrated in the vivid seasonal colors of red, white and green, this hilarious holiday card is mic'ed up for mirth and ready to be jerry-rigged out to anybody on your Xmas card list (or the unwitting subject of Kris Kringle's undercover spy operation).
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches