John Callahan's Santa and Alien Exchange: Humor Merry Christmas Card

Item #: C6144XSG
Cover Reads:
My Sled Broke Down And He's Letting Me Ride In His Spaceship! In Exchange He Gets To Do Rectal Probes On All The Kids!
Inside Reads:
Merry Christmas, No Ifs Or Butts!
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Oh oh! Not, ho ho! Santa's made a dirty deal with a little yellow alien dude in order to get the Xmas gifts out on time; 'butt' in exchange for the use of the flying saucer, the alien gets to insert his big … instrument into kiddie's rectums (for research purposes, of course). This bright, bold, purple, red, white, blue, brown and green card offers a slightly non-traditional but truly hilarious take on the Pere Noel Yuletide story. The only sharp pain any card recipient will feel, however, is that of gut-busting, joyous, festive, seasonal laughter.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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John Callahan's Santa and Alien Exchange
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Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by John Callahan
Paper Stock:
Printing on recycled paper
Introduced:
March 15, 2018
UPC:
745469218152
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In Stock
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By Sue
Maine
FRIENDS AND RELATIVES LOVED THIS CARD!
December 26, 2018
Once again, I was asked "where in the world did you find this card?" I always try to find unusual cards every year, and this certainly was one! Two people I sent it to are into aliens, so it made it even better!