John Callahan's Santa and Alien Exchange: Humorous Merry Christmas Card

Oh oh! Not, ho ho! Santa's made a dirty deal with a little yellow alien dude in order to get the Xmas gifts out on time; 'butt' in exchange for the use of the flying saucer, the alien gets to insert his big … instrument into kiddie's rectums (for research purposes, of course). This bright, bold, purple, red, white, blue, brown and green card offers a slightly non-traditional but truly hilarious take on the Pere Noel Yuletide story. The only sharp pain any card recipient will feel, however, is that of gut-busting, joyous, festive, seasonal laughter.