John Callahan's Santa and Alien Exchange: Humorous Merry Christmas Card

Item #: C6144XSG
Cover Reads:
My Sled Broke Down And He's Letting Me Ride In His Spaceship! In Exchange He Gets To Do Rectal Probes On All The Kids!
Inside Reads:
Merry Christmas, No Ifs Or Butts!
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Oh oh! Not, ho ho! Santa's made a dirty deal with a little yellow alien dude in order to get the Xmas gifts out on time; 'butt' in exchange for the use of the flying saucer, the alien gets to insert his big instrument into kiddie's rectums (for research purposes, of course). This bright, bold, purple, red, white, blue, brown and green card offers a slightly non-traditional but truly hilarious take on the Pere Noel Yuletide story. The only sharp pain any card recipient will feel, however, is that of gut-busting, joyous, festive, seasonal laughter.

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Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
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John Callahan's Santa and Alien Exchange
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Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by John Callahan
Paper Stock:
Printing on recycled paper
Introduced:
March 31, 2018
UPC:
745469218152
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In Stock
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By Sue
Maine
FRIENDS AND RELATIVES LOVED THIS CARD!
December 26, 2018
Once again, I was asked "where in the world did you find this card?" I always try to find unusual cards every year, and this certainly was one! Two people I sent it to are into aliens, so it made it even better!