Umbilical Cord: Humorous Christmas Greeting Card

Item #: C5517XSG
Cover Reads:
I Usually Let The Dad Cut The Umbilical Cord
Inside Reads:
Hope This Christmas Is A Cut Above The Rest! Merry Christmas
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
The more you buy of the same card, the more you save!
Quantity
Price
1 – 7
$4.95 ea.
8 – 15
$3.95 ea.
16 – 37
$2.25 ea.
38+
$1.95 ea.

Occasion: Christmas

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Hey, donít try to take any rights away from Dad.

This irreverent Christmas card featuring God cutting in on the birth of his only son is perfect for family and friends who appreciate edgy humor. Itís still SFW, yet packs enough laughs to leave everyone in stitches. It will be the talk of the Christmas party. Itís drawn by the devilishly clever Tim Whyatt, who has one of the sickest senses of humor.

Give the gift of light-hearted, gross-out laughter this year with this funny yucky Christmas card. Our free shipping wonít cut into your holiday budget, and youíll love how our bulk discounts go up the more you buy.

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Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
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Umbilical Cord
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock:
Card paper from mixed sources
Introduced:
September 30, 2017
UPC:
745469211511
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
Review Summary
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80% Recommend this product (4 of 5 responses)
By Anonymous
Sacramento California
Good headline
December 21, 2020
Fast delivery during the Christmas time
Pros
  • Funny and accurate biblically
By Joe
Niagara on the Lake, Ontario
Best place to find humourous Christmas cards!
December 11, 2020
It's getting harder and harder to find traditional Christmas cards let alone ones that can make you smile, so I was pleasantly surprised to find Nobleworks and their vast assortment of both!

Keep doing what you're doing!
Pros
  • Lots of choice, great quality card stock and the delivery time as quite reasonable especially during a pandemic
Cons
  • Quite costly on a per card basis. I would like to see the opportunity to buy a box of 20-25 cards at a discounted rate.
By Mike
Tampa
Funny card for my father this Christmas
August 30, 2020
The cards are good quality ... as good as any store. The best part about shopping here is being able to ďbrowseĒ through the millions of cards in my own home rather than the isle of some store
Pros
  • Convenience and offering
Cons
  • Certainly NOT any cheaper that store bought cards
By ?John?
Jackson, Ms.
Not very funny
January 4, 2020
Do most people understand the reason for the comment?
By debra w.
Ohio
Great Quality, fast shipping
November 16, 2018
Can't find this type card anywhere else for the price. Arrived within days along with a discount for future purchase. Will buy again.