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Santa Garlic Breath Christmas Joke Paper Card

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Inside Reads:
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!
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Item #: C4532XSG
Cover Reads:  Ho, Ho, Ho - Garlic, Garlic, Garlic
Inside Reads:  Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!
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If you're going to play a mall Santa, you've got to be well-dressed for the part, good with children, and most important of all: have no liquor, onion or garlic on your breath that will put off the little lap-sitting kiddies when you make with the seasonal Ho, Ho, Ho's. The costumed Claus on this bright, funny Yuletide card obviously forgot the rules for playing his jolly role, because he forgot to check his breath beforehand. The little girl in the purple, daisy-flowered dress perched on Saint Nick's knee isn't laughing at his blatant bad breath; but anyone wafted this Xmas-decorated, red-bordered, hilarious card will be gasping with good, clean, sweet-smelling cheer.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Santa Garlic Breath Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Credit: Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock: Printed on recycled paper
Introduced: March 15, 2017
UPC: 745469198515
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