No Husbands, Kids or Dogs: Humor Merry Christmas Card

You tell it, retro sister! And you show it off, too, glamour girl! Traditional Xmas cards with seasonal settings and fixtures have their place. But when you've got a pretty blonde face and a whole lot of haughty attitude, then you don't need or want any festive icons. All the fabulous femmes, especially, on your Noel card list will be nodding their heads and laughing out loud when they see and read this fantastic-looking, funnily-worded Yuletide tribute to wonderful winter womanhood.