Snowman Sneeze: Funny Blank Card

Item #: 5706K
Cover Reads:
I Can't Understand It. All I Did Was Sneeze!
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What's funnier than a sneezing snowman joke that ends in snow-manslaughter? Nothing, that's what. This drop dead funny Snowman Card is a perfect gift for friends, family and co-workers. The great part about this snowman joke is its ambiguity. Did he really just sneeze? Or is there something more sinister brewing? This hilarious snowman card allows the recipient to be the judge. His dead, coal eyes do seem a little insincere. And what kind of snowman sneezes? Did he catch a cold? Seems a little suspicious. Cold weather cheer in the form of a homicidal snowman joke definitely has its place during the winter. They don't call him 'Frosty' for nothing.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Snowman Sneeze
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Stan Eales
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled paper fiber
Introduced:
October 15, 2015
UPC:
745469257069
Availability:
In Stock
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