Snowman Sneeze: Funny Christmas Greeting Card

This funny snowman Christmas card demonstrates why icicles, not carrots, are the perfect murder weapon.

This drop-dead funny snowman Christmas card is a perfect gift for friends, family and co-workers. Created by the deviously funny Stan Eales, whose work has been featured in Playboy, The Spectator, Private Eye and other magazines, it packs a morbid sense of humor in a clean Christmas card so you can kill the people on your Christmas card list with laughter.

Funny Christmas cards are an important part of the holiday. Sweet cards from grandparents and kids will always be neatly placed on refrigerators, but what about a few laughs? Holiday cheer in the form of a homicidal snowman joke definitely has its place in the holiday season. Holidays are supposed to fun, and this funny snowman Christmas card reminds us that they don’t call him Frosty for nothing.

Available from NobleWorks Cards, you can get regular or jumbo sizes that are perfect for holiday parties. And our bulk discount increases the more you buy, so stock up on this hilarious Christmas card and spread laughter.