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Birthday Suck: Funny Christmas Paper Card

Funny Christmas Paper Card by Tim Whyatt from - Birthday Suck image 1Funny Christmas Paper Card by Tim Whyatt from - Birthday Suck image 2
GREETED version (5" x 7")
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
The more you buy of the same card, the more you save!
1$4.28 ea.
2 - 11$3.00 ea.
12+$1.50 ea.
Item #: 1690
Cover Reads: That Must Suck, Having Your Birthday On The Same Day As Christmas
Inside Reads: Hope Your Christmas Doesn't Suck.

Occasion: Christmas

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Do you know a poor schmuck whose birthday is on Christmas? At first, it may seem kind of cool. But then, once you think about it, it’s totally not cool. And you, who have a birthday in the middle of July, can’t relate or understand this schmuck’s plight. But do you know who totally understands? Jesus. Jesus understands.

Finally, there’s a perfect “happy birthday” on Christmas day card for someone who has birthday on Christmas. This hilarious Christmas birthday card is not only a great cartoon by Tim Whyatt, it’s spot-on for someone who has endured this crappy holiday overlap that probably ruined their entire childhood. This Birthday Suck Christmas card will hopefully help this sad sack have a happy Christmas and merry birthday. Not only is this birthday-slash-Christmas card hilarious, it is also cost-effective. Because who wants to buy two cards for the same person at the same time? Oh yeah… that’s why Christmas birthday people are so bitter.

This card doesn’t necessarily have to be a card for someone who has a birthday on Christmas. No one is forcing you or anything. This birthday or Christmas card is also a hilarious satire of how the holidays have become consumer-driven freak shows. Even Jesus, the Reason for the Season, has to go through the same ordeal as others that have birthdays on Christmas. This Birthday Close to Christmas card not only wishes Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas, it also shows these jerks that they’re not alone.

You can find funny birthday and Christmas cards combined at NobleWorks. You can also find funny Jesus Christmas cards and other unique, hilarious greeting cards that will help you celebrate with something other than snowflakes, winter scenes and angels. Nothing wrong with any of that crap. But if you’re looking for something different, you’ll find it here. You’re welcome.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Birthday Suck Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Credit: Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock: Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced: March 15, 2006
UPC: 745469016901
Availability: In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (11 of 11 responses)
By Sandy
February 25, 2020
I LOVE your "non-traditional" cards!
I have a great idea for a Christmas card. lol
By Arnie
January 3, 2020
very appropriate for the person I bought this for
got rave review from person I bought card for
By Ts
December 11, 2019
Everyone that I sent this card to thought it was extremely funny. The card is good quality card stock. The 12 I ordered came very qui9.
ProsFunny Good quality paper Fast arrival Lots to choose
By Bodacious
Central Texas
November 29, 2019
Christmas birthdays suck
Since I have 2 friends with Christmas day birthdays, I decided to offend them properly with this hilarious card. Quality is superbe, art work delightful, and the sentiment is universal for all Christmas birthday babies. Love it, and can hardly wait to send it to my two friends (who both have a great sense of humor).
ProsPaper and printing quality outstanding. Humor is wonderfully offbeat and sure to cause a little shock and a great deal of laughter,
ConsCould offend some, if they have a poor sense of humor or are overly religious.
By Corinda
New York Metro
November 22, 2019
I have a friend whose birthday is Christmas. This is perfect!
By Susan
Broomfield, CO
October 27, 2019
Good for a laugh for anyone
Sent this one out to all my tax clients one year. They loved it, thought it was hilarious!
By Ana
South Florida
December 28, 2018
unreal? so much better than expected.
Great quality card, arrived when promised. Can't ask for more.
By Leslie
Lakeside, AZ
November 27, 2018
I have a friend whose birthday is the day after Christmas! She'll definitely appreciate this.
By Bill Schwee
October 12, 2018
Christmas laughs
Love your cards, especially the funny ones. Keep 'em coming!
By Laurie
September 13, 2018
Good laugh
This one was a good laugh!
By Paul
southwest Virginia
March 1, 2018
If you love irreverent humor...
...then this site has some fun cards, especially for Christmas. These are NOT for everyone. That's why I like them.
ProsIrreverent, funny, out of the mainstream, pretty good variety. Prices are competitive.
ConsTook a little bit of time to find what I wanted (first time), but not inordinate.
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