Birthday Suck: Funny Christmas Paper Card

Funny Christmas Paper Card by Tim Whyatt from NobleWorksCards.com - Birthday Suck image 1Birthday Suck Card
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Christmas Doesn't Suck.
Item #: 1690
Cover Reads:  That Must Suck, Having Your Birthday On The Same Day As Christmas
Inside Reads:  Hope Your Christmas Doesn't Suck.
Availability:  In Stock
3.75
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
QuantityPrice
1$3.75 ea.
2 - 11$3.50 ea.
12 - 24$2.40 ea.
25+$2.00 ea.
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
QuantityPrice
1$3.75 ea.
2 - 11$3.50 ea.
12 - 24$2.40 ea.
25+$2.00 ea.

Occasion: Christmas

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Do you know a poor schmuck whose birthday is on Christmas? At first, it may seem kind of cool. But then, once you think about it, it’s totally not cool. And you, who have a birthday in the middle of July, can’t relate or understand this schmuck’s plight. But do you know who totally understands? Jesus. Jesus understands.

Finally, there’s a perfect “happy birthday” on Christmas day card for someone who has birthday on Christmas. This hilarious Christmas birthday card is not only a great cartoon by Tim Whyatt, it’s spot-on for someone who has endured this crappy holiday overlap that probably ruined their entire childhood. This Birthday Suck Christmas card will hopefully help this sad sack have a happy Christmas and merry birthday. Not only is this birthday-slash-Christmas card hilarious, it is also cost-effective. Because who wants to buy two cards for the same person at the same time? Oh yeah… that’s why Christmas birthday people are so bitter.

This card doesn’t necessarily have to be a card for someone who has a birthday on Christmas. No one is forcing you or anything. This birthday or Christmas card is also a hilarious satire of how the holidays have become consumer-driven freak shows. Even Jesus, the Reason for the Season, has to go through the same ordeal as others that have birthdays on Christmas. This Birthday Close to Christmas card not only wishes Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas, it also shows these jerks that they’re not alone.

You can find funny birthday and Christmas cards combined at NobleWorks. You can also find funny Jesus Christmas cards and other unique, hilarious greeting cards that will help you celebrate with something other than snowflakes, winter scenes and angels. Nothing wrong with any of that crap. But if you’re looking for something different, you’ll find it here. You’re welcome.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Birthday Suck Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Credit: Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock: Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced: March 15, 2006
UPC: 745469016901
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By Bill Schwee
CA
October 12, 2018
Christmas laughs
Love your cards, especially the funny ones. Keep 'em coming!
By Laurie
Austin
September 13, 2018
Good laugh
This one was a good laugh!
By Paul
southwest Virginia
March 1, 2018
If you love irreverent humor...
...then this site has some fun cards, especially for Christmas. These are NOT for everyone. That's why I like them.
ProsIrreverent, funny, out of the mainstream, pretty good variety. Prices are competitive.
ConsTook a little bit of time to find what I wanted (first time), but not inordinate.
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