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Fuckin Dickhead: Humorous Christmas Greeting Card

Item #: 1533
Cover Reads: Michael, Use Your Words. What Do You Say When Someone Takes Your Truck? It's My Fuckin' Truck, Dickhead!
Inside Reads: Sharing Christmas Wishes.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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1$4.28 ea.
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Occasion: Christmas

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Don't be a dickhead. Order this funny Christmas card from NobleWorksCards.com today. Even if they're a brat, they'll appreciate you using your words to wish them a happy holiday season. Featuring a cartoon by Scott Metzger, this card is sure to please whoever you send it to. Order your own today.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Fuckin Dickhead Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Scott Metzger
Credit: Cartoon by Scott Metzger
Paper Stock: This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced: March 15, 2011
UPC: 745469015331
Availability: In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (9 of 9 responses)
By Billydon
Portland, Oregon
December 24, 2019
Hilarous
Thank you for helping me put smiles of peoples faces
By Emily
Gorham, NY
December 22, 2019
Loved the card!!!
The people on my Christmas list who I sent this to (it only went to select few) LOVED it.
By Robin
Long Island, NY
December 20, 2019
Best card!
Totally funny! Great quality paper. Loved it.
By Mark
San Ramon, CA
November 28, 2019
very funny adult cards, available only at Noble!
love these cards, as do my recipients, keep 'em coming!
By Rhonda
Michigan
November 23, 2019
Favorite Card
Says the funniest thing in the best way!
By Kevin Webster
Ithaca, NY
September 12, 2019
You wont find this anywhere else.
This humor is incomparable. You will not find this anywhere else.
ProsWay too funny, from an educator's point of view.
ConsMay not be appropriate for many.
By philip
san francisco
December 21, 2018
everyone of my friends loved it
i loved it
By Colleen
Pittsburgh
December 17, 2018
Funniest card ever
I have a nephew named Michael - canā€™t wait for him to get the card!!
By Bradley
Houston, TX
December 3, 2018
Perfect Holiday Card...
This card was perfect for me to give my friends/family. Sums up how I respond to pretty much every situation with them!
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