Fuckin Dickhead: Humorous Christmas Greeting Card

Item #: 1533
Cover Reads:
Michael, Use Your Words. What Do You Say When Someone Takes Your Truck? It's My Fuckin' Truck, Dickhead!
Inside Reads:
Sharing Christmas Wishes.
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Christmas

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Don't be a dickhead. Order this funny Christmas card from NobleWorksCards.com today. Even if they're a brat, they'll appreciate you using your words to wish them a happy holiday season. Featuring a cartoon by Scott Metzger, this card is sure to please whoever you send it to. Order your own today.

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Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name:
Fuckin Dickhead
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Scott Metzger
Paper Stock:
This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced:
March 15, 2011
UPC:
745469015331
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
Review Summary
4.8
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100% Recommend this product (12 of 12 responses)
By Sue
Cameron Park, Ca
Anther Great Christmas Card
December 12, 2020
Irreverence at it's best! My friends loved this year's Christmas card.
By SteveR
Central Illinos
Holiday Card?
November 29, 2020
I'm a huge fan of Noble Works Cards, my friends look forward to them! But by simply adding a tree and a wreath, simply makes this a holiday card? I ordered these as I am running out of (in)appropriate options!
By John
Lancaster, OH
A relatable card to anyone who has children or siblings
November 6, 2020
This is a great card, anyone who is around more than one child will relate too. Children will pick up the words they hear adults use, and more often than not, will also use those words, in the correct context. Amazing.
Pros
  • A very funny card anyone who is around children will relate to.
Cons
  • May shock or offend some with the curse words, but children do say the darnedest things.
By Billydon
Portland, Oregon
Hilarous
December 24, 2019
Thank you for helping me put smiles of peoples faces
By Emily
Gorham, NY
Loved the card!!!
December 22, 2019
The people on my Christmas list who I sent this to (it only went to select few) LOVED it.
By Robin
Long Island, NY
Best card!
December 20, 2019
Totally funny! Great quality paper. Loved it.
By Mark
San Ramon, CA
very funny adult cards, available only at Noble!
November 28, 2019
love these cards, as do my recipients, keep 'em coming!
By Rhonda
Michigan
Favorite Card
November 23, 2019
Says the funniest thing in the best way!
By Kevin W.
Ithaca, NY
You wont find this anywhere else.
September 12, 2019
This humor is incomparable. You will not find this anywhere else.
Pros
  • Way too funny, from an educator's point of view.
Cons
  • May not be appropriate for many.
By philip
san francisco
everyone of my friends loved it
December 21, 2018
i loved it
By Colleen
Pittsburgh
Funniest card ever
December 17, 2018
I have a nephew named Michael - canít wait for him to get the card!!
By Bradley
Houston, TX
Perfect Holiday Card...
December 3, 2018
This card was perfect for me to give my friends/family. Sums up how I respond to pretty much every situation with them!