Heads Will Roll: Funny Christmas Greeting Card - Reindeers

Item #: 1532
Cover Reads:
Rudolph - The Sleigh Would Be A Lot More Fun To Pull If The Driver Didn't Weigh 700 Lbs. Blitzen - He Weighs Only 700 Pounds? Cupid - Lol! Dasher - Seriously! How About That Practice Run Yesterday? He's All, "I'm Tired Of These Sluggish Take-Offs." Well, I'm Tired Of Hauling A Hippo!
Inside Reads:
Merry Christmas! (Thumbs Up)
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If your boss knows if everyone around the world has been naughty or nice, then maybe writing about them on Facebook isnít such a good idea.

This hilarious Christmas card featuring reindeer on Facebook is from the creative mind of cartoonist Scott Metzger, and features an incredibly relatable scenario thatís perfect for office Secret Santas or Christmas parties. Rudolph and crew are about to learn an important lesson: never friend your boss. Thatís Facebook 101.

Anyone who Facebooks, tweets, Ďgrams or snaps will appreciate this funny, clean Christmas card. Itís a hilarious take on the holidays in the modern, digital world of social media. Itís available in bulk quantities from NobleWorks Cards, so buy enough for the entire office and save money the more you buy. Leave the cute stuff for grandmas and kids ó your co-workers will remember you much more fondly.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Heads Will Roll
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Cartoon by Scott Metzger
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
March 15, 2011
In Stock
Review Summary
8 Reviews
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88% Recommend this product (7 of 8 responses)
By Connie
Cedartown, Georgia
December 19, 2021
I sent these cards for Christmas this year and everyone loves them! I think we all need more humor after last year and my friends & family agree. This is my first time ordering from y'all and I can promise you I will order again! The cards are good card stock, well printed and the envelopes are high quality too. I also love that it's stated plainly on the back "Not Printed in China"! Everyone I sent them to noticed and loved it too! The ordering process was easy & I received them within 2 weeks. I'm very impressed and, like I said, will order again. I'd give 10 stars if possible!
  • ? Well made cards & envelopes.
  • ? Speedy delivery
  • ? Very funny!
  • ? Actually says "Merry Christmas" 🎅🏻 not the P. C. "Happy Holidays"🙄
  • ? Printed in the USA🇺🇲 not China🇯🇵
  • ? A huge variety of styles to choose from
By Anonymous
Heads will Roll
December 19, 2020
I wish I could give you 5 stars.I can’t rate a product I have not received.
By Karen
Fredericksburg, VA
Funny! Funny!
October 30, 2020
Great card - will certainly render a laugh!
By Susan
Broomfield, CO
Santa's social media
October 27, 2019
This one made all my clients laugh. They love when I send out these Xmas cards. Nobleworks always delivers!
By kbkazoo
portland, or
January 18, 2019
I love this card! it makes people laugh!
  • great graphics and very clever! not your usual christmas card! these cards are especially fun to send to my friends who do not celebrate christmas, but appreciate the season.
  • none!
By Terry J.
Even Santa isn't safe online
December 26, 2018
Very appropriate card for the times! Even Santa gets online sass!
By Melinda G.
Heads Will Roll
December 20, 2018
Perfect for the techie family member
  • Funny
By Paul
Kitchener, ON
So funny
November 17, 2018
My little brother loved this card!!!
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