Christmas Carols For Everyone: Humor Christmas Greeting Card

Item #: 1088
Cover Reads:
Christmas Carols For The Mentally Unbalanced. Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder -- We Three Kins Disoriented Are Dementia -- I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas Narcissistic -- Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic -- Deck The Halls And Lawns And Streets And Stores And Offices And Cars And Bushes And Trees... Paranoid -- Santa Claus Is Coming To Town To Bet Me. Borderline Personality Disorder -- Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire, Jack Frost Nipping At My Nose. Attention Deficit Disorder -- Silent Night, Holy Ooooh Look At The Froggy, And I Have A Chocolate, Why Is France So Far Away? Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Put, I'm Gonna Tell You Why. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells....
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Christmas Is Sane.
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The holidays can make anyone go nuts. The seemingly endless slog of shopping, unsupervised children, the visiting relatives, the parking and everything else is enough to make anyone insane.

This particular naughty Christmas card is absolutely hilarious and delightfully risqué. It’s perfect for your friends who appreciate a mean joke or two. This wonderfully rude card is also perfect for mental health professionals (who were probably consulted for the creation of this card). While it’s clean and SFW, it’s edgy and bold enough to get all sorts of crazy laughs from friends and co-workers.

Rude and risqué Christmas cards aren't only for crazy people, they're also great for anybody with a sense of humor. At NobleWorks Cards, we have plenty of dirty Christmas cards so mean that you’ll never find them in a big-box retail store. We also have free shipping and bulk discounts that help ease some of that holiday insanity.

Make this holiday more cheerful with some truly funny Christmas cards. Just seek help if you end up sending them to yourself over and over.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Christmas Carols For Everyone
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
March 15, 2009
In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (3 of 3 responses)
By Eric
Kalamazoo, MI
December 7, 2020
Great card for folks in the medical field.
  • Great card for folks in the medical field.
  • Some of the humor could get lost if the reader does not know about what they are reading.
By John
Lancaster, OH
Wonderful card reflecting how the holidays may reflect peoples psychosis
November 6, 2020
This is a wonderful card, relating the holiday spirit to the human condition. All of your medical, and mental health friends and family will relate.
  • Very fun card, with relatable references to human behavior.
  • For some folks, it might be the first step toward their own diagnosis.
By Sharon G.
Rhode Island
Christmas Carols for everyone
December 31, 2018
I buy my Christmas cards from Nobleworks every year and they are always a hit! A lot of the people on my mailing list say they look forward to my card. This year my friend's son told her that this was the only card to be displayed in the house! Thank you for allowing me to make my friends and family smile!!
  • always a hit
  • they are expensive