There's a reason Santa is so secretive when he visits kids' homes. The big man has a reputation to uphold. He can't risk his mysterious rep for children who dig too deep and who ask too many freaking questions. In short, Timmy has to pay. NobleWorks' creepy Christmas giant card is not politically correct by any means, but it is a fair warning. Creepy Santa Christmas oversized cards are a hugely fun gift for anyone that has a slightly sick sense of humor. As part of our funny Christmas extra large card collection, this supersized seasonal greeting will bring a lot of lighthearted cheer (or deep, dark dread) to your family and friends. Sorry, Timmy.