If only fat old Santa had dropped a few pounds before they set out on their Xmas Eve sleigh-ride, then maybe his reindeer wouldn't have been forced by sheer load weight to fly so low - and be caught, deer-like, in the headlights of an onrushing car. Let's hope for the best, as the card-holder laughs with the rest of us. Cartoon illustrated in bright halogen lights, purple, red, blue, gold, green and furry brown, this wide-eyed wonderment joke card will deliver the jollies, even if Saint Nick spills the toys.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches