Kittycats can be pretty darn possessive, can't they? What's theirs is theirs, and what you have that looks good they want a piece of, too. Like a red and white striped candy cane at Xmastime, for instance. They'll do their mischievous darnedest to make sure you're out of lick when it comes to enjoying that shiny, tantalizing treat.
Pet lovers and joke aficionados alike will get a heady, happy rush of sweet laughter when you gift them this tongue-not-in-cheek hilarious Yuletide greeting. After all, sticky sugary seasonal sentiments don't come any warmer and wetter.