Vodka Is The Reason: Humorous Merry Christmas Paper Greeting Card

Finally! A greeting card had the guts, and good cheer, to own up to it! The only reason a lot of people can tolerate the holiday season is because of: vodka! The gorgeous gal in the lovely red dress and toque and tony white gloves and black shades is saucily speaking for a whole segment of Xmas revelers, as she lifts and tips a martini glass to the Yuletide. With a vivid, vibrant crimson background, and overflowing with classy sass and fine spirits, this is the perfect, pourable, laughable card for all those imbibers who really "get" the festive season.