Now, here's a classy, sassy, straight-shooting lady who isn't afraid or ashamed to admit the shocking seasonal shopping truth: she buys better gifts for herself after returning yours. With a vivid red background and a vibrant woman rocking a taupe dress and white pearls, this saucy, sparkly, funny Xmas card will deliver Yuletide good cheer and great spirits (even if all your other presents pull the old el floppo). Witty, wise and wonderful; a joy to give and receive (no returns allowed).
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches