Santa Therapy: Hysterical Christmas Printed Greeting Card

Item #: C2515XSG
Cover Reads:
When I Was A Kid, My Parents Told Me I Didn't Exist.
Inside Reads:
Believe In Having A Merry Christmas!
Select Quantity:
GREETED (5" x 7")
With inside message
The more you buy of the same card, the more you save!
1 – 7
$4.95 ea.
8 – 15
$3.95 ea.
16 – 37
$2.25 ea.
$1.95 ea.

This card from the wonderfully whimsical Dan Piraro, creator of the “Bizarro” comic strip makes us wonder what Santa’s family did for Christmas. Dude must have been able to be as naughty as he wanted as a kid, because no one was watching him while he slept. Piraro has made millions of people across the world laugh with his absurd sense of humor, and this Christmas card for therapists, psychologists or other counselors is a perfect example.

The Santa Therapy Humor Christmas card combines holiday spirit, believing in magic and the mental health profession into one fun-filled design. It’s perfect for a wide variety of friends and family who believe Christmas cards are just as good as presents. Give this colorful cartoon card to your favorite therapist, social worker or other counselor to wish them a Merry Christmas and to acknowledge the valuable work they do. After all, if it weren't for these dedicated few, who knows what would have happened to Santa? This funny SFW Christmas card is also perfect for families, office parties, secret Santas and other Christmas giving.

These full-color Christmas cards are paired with perfectly sized white envelopes for convenience. They are pre-printed on the inside with a festive holiday greeting that ties into the front cover's design. Cards are sold individually, so you can order as many or as few as you need to wish the mental health professionals in your life a merry Christmas. Volume discounts are available when you order two or more greeting cards in this design.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Santa Therapy
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Bizarro by Dan Piraro
Paper Stock:
Card paper from mixed sources
March 15, 2016
In Stock
Review Summary
9 Reviews
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100% Recommend this product (9 of 9 responses)
By Jim
We Can All Relate
December 8, 2020
In these days where every event seems to require a therapy session here is the Santa need that put this where it belongs - in humor!
Fits many of my friends sense of humor without offending their sensibilities
By ninaraider
Christmas 2020
November 30, 2020
I love funny cards and was happy to find these. Good price and quick shipping.
No communication after I placed the order. While it came as ordered communication could be better. After all you have email addresses.
By Sandy
Sutter Creek, CA
January 4, 2020
Funny way to say Merry Christmas
By Susan
Santa Therapy Card
January 2, 2020
Too funny. Everyone who received the card commented about it. Just a real good laugh for the holiday season!
Perfect card!
By speedy
plainview ny
THE BEST Christmas Card!
December 5, 2019
Just try and find a funnier Christmas Card! YOU CANT!
High Quality and super funny! Delivery took longer this time,,,so order early....
By David L.
Please believe in Santa lol!
November 30, 2019
A nice dark humor card.
By Tim
Good product
October 10, 2019
Good selection as usual; fast delivery
See above I would have liked the option, which I have usually had in the past, to get the card with no pre-printed message inside.
By Leonard R.
Chatham, NJ
We Have To Stop
December 8, 2018
Card reminded me of when I was in therapy and was on the couch. I could hear my therapist saying "we have to stop". That's what attracted me to this card.
By john
New York
Brownie cards
November 25, 2018
I these cards for friends thar are stoners. I'm sure they will get a big kick out of them

cards you can't get anywhere else none