Rumor has it some people actually "enjoy" eating fruitcake. Where and who these people are, and why they have such twisted tastebuds, we have no idea. More universal is the aversion sentiment shared on this funny Xmas card that the age-old seasonal dessert with the gloppy glazed fruit chunks baked into an inedible brown crusty cake batter is something to be quickly bypassed on to others, like the unsuspecting little yellow dog cartoon pictured on the front of this colorful and humorous Yuletide card. So, "do not" re-gift a hard-bitten fruitcake to any one of your cherished friends, family members or coworkers come Noeltime and risk losing their love and admiration; rather, "do" send them out this witty, wily, tree and present, festive joke card, and let them eat laughter, instead.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches