Even Santa Claus could get pulled over by the cops Christmas night, especially in my town. Hell, the troopers would converge on the Easter Bunny if they had the opportunity. I don’t blame Santa Claus, though. Do you? I bet managing all those toys, elves and flying reindeer is a tremendous amount of pressure. If I were Santa, I would have a flask full of booze on my inside pocket and would take swigs whenever I could. There are hundreds of elves at the North Pole, surely, he could find a DD.
Nothing is sacred here at NobleWorks, including DUIs. Our Santa DUI funny Christmas card shows Santa being questioned by a cynical state trooper who's not quite buying his “just milk and cookies” response.
Merry Christmas or bust? Hell, why not? Give this humorous Christmas card to someone in your life and give the gift of laughter as colorfully illustrated on this clever Christmas card. In fact, check out our entire selection of funny X-mas cards. The more you buy the more you save.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches