Santa DUI: Humor Christmas Greeting Card - Reindeer

Item #: C2476XSG
Cover Reads:
Just Milk And Cookies, Huh? Please Step Of Of The Vehicle.
Inside Reads:
Merry Christmas Or Bust!
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With inside message
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Even Santa Claus could get pulled over by the cops Christmas night, especially in my town. Hell, the troopers would converge on the Easter Bunny if they had the opportunity. I don’t blame Santa Claus, though. Do you? I bet managing all those toys, elves and flying reindeer is a tremendous amount of pressure. If I were Santa, I would have a flask full of booze on my inside pocket and would take swigs whenever I could. There are hundreds of elves at the North Pole, surely, he could find a DD.

Nothing is sacred here at NobleWorks, including DUIs. Our Santa DUI funny Christmas card shows Santa being questioned by a cynical state trooper who's not quite buying his “just milk and cookies” response.

Merry Christmas or bust? Hell, why not? Give this humorous Christmas card to someone in your life and give the gift of laughter as colorfully illustrated on this clever Christmas card. In fact, check out our entire selection of funny X-mas cards. The more you buy the more you save.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Santa DUI
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Cartoon by Glenn McCoy
Paper Stock:
Made in USA
March 15, 2016
In Stock
Review Summary
Santa DUI Card   $4.95
9 Reviews
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100% Recommend this product (9 of 9 responses)
By Richard
Mountain View, CA
Milk and Cookies?
December 6, 2020
I choose several of your cards to buy this year. I have purchased this on in the past as well. I send out almost 100 cards each ear and try to make sure I vary them out to the friends that I send them too. I have to keep a list so that I dont send the same card to the same person. You have so many good ones that I try to get ones that give me an extra chuckle. ;-)
  • its a funny card and as you see above, it gave me an extra chuckle.
  • No cons on this card either
By Hoofinit
Very funny
January 23, 2020
Like all other cards from Noble, this one is very funny.
  • Made to order
By Dynishia H.
Glendale Heights, IL
Awesome Christmas Card
January 10, 2020
I ordered these Christmas cards for 2020 already. They are the funniest ones around. Can't wait to send them to my special friends.
  • Perfect card in design, style, etc.
  • None
By Jeri
Parker Colorado
Super Funny
December 25, 2019
For the last 10 years my Goodman and I seems funny Christmas cards. these cards are well made and our friends laugh
By Darryl
Good quality printing, paper and content
November 10, 2019
so much better than seasons greetings from our staff ...blah blah

Would love to see an option to have the inside faces of thew card custom printed with personalization, company name, graphics, etc.
By Chris
Hilarious Card
December 17, 2018
Great card from Noble Works with Santa getting pulled over while in his sleigh.
By Tish
December 8, 2018
Nice glossy card and the shipping is fast
By Meredith M.
Love this card
November 30, 2018
We order one or two cards from NobleWorks every year to see if they might be the card for us for the following year - this one's our choice for 2019. Funny card.
By Harry
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Great card
March 1, 2018
Wyatt is one of my favourites. I have ordered many in the past and have never been disappointed. Those who receive his cards always comment positively