All things Santa and seasonally related get hilariously skewered and roasted upon an open fire of snarky good cheer in this colorful, crazy, clever card collection. Kris Kringle gets "really" loaded, sends a condom stocking message, squashes an elf, kid-naps some nosy children, and yellows a patch of North Pole snow, all attired in his distinctive red and white suit and all for the bemusement benefit of anybody on the giftee end of one of these humorous missives of merry Xmas mirth. As well, an ugly sweater is stopped dead at the pearly gates, a polar bear laments the lack of martini ice, the seven dwarves of the Yuletide make an appearance, and Grandma is delightfully depicted sorely in need of a huge bra as a helpful Christmas present. Nobody will be returning or re-gifting any one of these naughtily amusing Noel greeting cards.
Shipping weight: 12 oz
Dimensions: 5.375 x 7.375 x 1.25 inches