Big Brown Poo: Hysterical Christmas Greeting Card

Ah, the traditional Christmas crap! A messy Yule log classic around little Lucy's house. Give someone else special the gift of good dirty cheer and steaming hot seasonal spirit by gifting them this black, white and red and brown and hilarious all over Xmas card featuring a retro TV set, one scared s#@t-less baby, some candy coated cookies, and a tall glass of milk. The kiddie-related humor is pungent, but the greeting card itself looks, smells and reads great.