Fat Account Skinny Figure: Funny Christmas Card

Item #: 6500
Cover Reads:
Dear Santa All I Asked For Is A Fat Bank Account And A Skinny Figure.
Inside Reads:
...Not Like Last Year When You Confused The Two! Hope You Get It Right This Christmas.
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The great thing about this Fat Account Skinny Figure Christmas Card is that it taps into something universal: We all want money and looks. Ain't that the truth? If only it was as easy as just asking Santa. It's perhaps that easy for those lucky jerks with sugar dads and moms. The rest of us have no choice but to laugh it off and there's no better way to do that than with this vintage-inspired greeting.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Fat Account Skinny Figure
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber
Introduced:
March 14, 2014
UPC:
745469065008
Availability:
In Stock
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