What an honor it would be to have Queen Elizabeth II wish you a Merry Christmas. Unfortunately, the good times would soon end when you find out she has called you a peasant and told you to faff off. Of course the queen would never do that, she probably doesn’t even know that you exist. You can, however, send the queen’s wishes to your friends via the Merry Christmas Peasants holiday card from NobleWorks Cards. If your friends, upon receiving this card, ask why you told them to faff off, you can say it wasn’t you who said that, it was the queen.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches