Mary Has Hemorrhoids: Funny Christmas Card

Item #: 5893
Cover Reads:
Oh Sure, The World Gets A Savior And What Do I Get? Hemorrhoids The Size Of Grapefruits.
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Christmas Isn't A Pain In The Ass.
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Scandalize a few of your uptight friends and give the rest of them a good laugh this Christmas with a refreshingly sacrilegious Christmas card from the pen of Randy McIlwaine. Trust us, the process will help you sort out which ones you'll want to spend more time with in the new year. Pound for pound, NobleWorksCards.com provides more political incorrectness than other major card manufacturers, and we deliver that hilarity to your door with no shipping cost to you.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Mary Has Hemorrhoids
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Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Randy Mcilwaine
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Manufactured in U.S.A.
Introduced:
March 15, 2012
UPC:
745469058932
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
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100% Recommend this product (2 of 2 responses)
By Kevin
Ithaca, NY
A very specific card for the women among us.
September 5, 2020
I purchased this card for a very religious female friend who finds humor in her own religion.
Pros
  • This card made me stop and think about my religious friends.
Cons
  • Not a very good choice for males or the stern religious set.
By Ken
Berkely Heights NJ
Great Site, Products, & Service
December 3, 2020
I've been buying humorous cards, especially Chrisrmas cards, from Noble for close to a decade. Great selection and they'll ways help you with resolving any issues you may have. On one occasion I messed up some envelopes and after appealing to Noble they sent me replacements at no cost. 5 star outfit without question!
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  • Great Site, selection, products, service, and delivery. You cant go wrong with Noble!
Cons
  • None from me.