Who says getting lumps of coal in your stocking is such a bad thing? If youâ€™re a miner, then getting coal on Christmas is, well, like getting coal on Christmas. Next time you read about mobs of miners robbing banks, stealing cars and pushing over old people, understand the hard work miners put into getting on the top of the naughty list. If you had the chance to get coal without black lung, wouldnâ€™t you do everything possible? Be mine-ful this season by giving a funny Christmas card.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches