Illustrated by Nick Downes, this hilariously irreverent holiday card is threateningly funny. Some people prefer vinegar over honey to get what they want. Billy seems to prefer the latter. We're not sure what this little sociopath may be writing, but we're not sure if we want to know. Noble Works prefers not to be implicated in any Santa mishaps. If you know someone who needs to scare up a little holiday cheer, this card is perfect.