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Frozen Tongue: Funny Christmas Greeting Card

Item #: 5775
Cover Reads:
Let Me Help!
Inside Reads:
Piss On Earth!
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This funny Christmas card features a mischievous winter cartoon involving children, a frozen tongue, and an unconventional attempt to help. The scene turns a familiar cold weather mishap into an irreverent holiday joke, replacing traditional Christmas sweetness with an unexpected dose of bathroom humor. Its cheeky approach makes this greeting especially suitable for recipients who enjoy outrageous cartoons and jokes that push the boundaries of polite holiday conversation.

The humor comes from the predicament of a tongue stuck to a frozen surface and the questionable solution offered by another child. That combination of childhood mischief, winter weather, and an embarrassing rescue attempt distinguishes this card from ordinary seasonal greetings.

Its appeal lies in the surprising punchline and the recognizable behavior of children. One customer praised the illustration, saying, "The kids on front of the card are just like kids think." This unusual Christmas greeting suits people who appreciate bold, slightly naughty humor.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Frozen Tongue
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Artist:
Credit:
Cartoon by Randy Mcilwaine
Appropriate For:
Friend
Humor Style:
Dirty Joke
Artwork Style:
Cartoon
Quantity:
Single Card
Size:
Regular 5" x 7"
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
March 15, 2011
UPC:
745469057751
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
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100% Recommend this product (1 of 1 responses)
By Steve
Anderson SC
This year's card of cards!
December 13, 2020
This card is so very this year! The line inside sums up 2020 better then anything I have heard or seen! I hope that this is a once in a lifetime card for the ages!
Pros
  • The kids on front of the card are just like kids think. The inside says everything about this year,
Cons
  • Same as last review, change envelope color, white to silver or gold so you can see the ink!