Eat the Carrot: Funny Christmas Card - Rabbit

We know this for sure: They don’t have cards like this at the mushy gift store. Your friends have minds just as dirty as yours, so they’ll appreciate this hungry bunny questioning his sexuality.

This dirty Christmas card is from the twisted mind of Randall McIlwaine, whose work has appeared in Mad Magazine, New Scientist and Reader’s Digest. It’s the perfect card for your friends who appreciate adult humor and naughty Christmas cards. The greeting inside brings the joke home even more, or you can get it with a blank interior so you can finish the joke anyway you see fit. Let your creativity flow and the laughter ensue by ordering this clever Christmas card today.

Lighten up the holidays by sending your friends a hilarious adult humor Eat the Carrot holiday card from Noble Works Cards. At NobleWorks Cards, we have a sleigh full of dirty joke Christmas cards filled with adult humor. Our adult holiday cards come paired with matching white envelopes that are suitable for mailing.

Cards are sold individually, so whether you need one or 100, you can order just the right amount for your holiday needs. Of course, you'll save more when you buy more with NobleWorks Cards' volume pricing. Discounts are available for orders of two or more cards, with larger volumes qualifying for bigger discounts. This creative design is a proud product of the U.S. and is printed on FSC certified paper.