Eat the Carrot: Hysterical Christmas Printed Card

Item #: 5769
Cover Reads:
If I Eat The Carrot, Does It Mean I'm Gay?
Inside Reads:
Don We Now Our Gay Apparel.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
The more you buy of the same card, the more you save!
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$4.95 ea.
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Occasion: Christmas

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We know this for sure: They donít have cards like this at the mushy gift store. Your friends have minds just as dirty as yours, so theyíll appreciate this hungry bunny questioning his sexuality.

This dirty Christmas card is from the twisted mind of Randall McIlwaine, whose work has appeared in Mad Magazine, New Scientist and Readerís Digest. Itís the perfect card for your friends who appreciate adult humor and naughty Christmas cards. The greeting inside brings the joke home even more, or you can get it with a blank interior so you can finish the joke anyway you see fit. Let your creativity flow and the laughter ensue by ordering this clever Christmas card today.

Lighten up the holidays by sending your friends a hilarious adult humor Eat the Carrot holiday card from Noble Works Cards. At NobleWorks Cards, we have a sleigh full of dirty joke Christmas cards filled with adult humor. Our adult holiday cards come paired with matching white envelopes that are suitable for mailing.

Cards are sold individually, so whether you need one or 100, you can order just the right amount for your holiday needs. Of course, you'll save more when you buy more with NobleWorks Cards' volume pricing. Discounts are available for orders of two or more cards, with larger volumes qualifying for bigger discounts. This creative design is a proud product of the U.S. and is printed on FSC certified paper.

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Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Eat the Carrot
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Cartoon by Randy Mcilwaine
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
March 15, 2011
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Review Summary
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100% Recommend this product (6 of 6 responses)
By Katie
Omaha, NE
November 30, 2020
Funny for those with good sense of humor.
January 24, 2020
The hit card of the year from me :)
By Riff
Fun Card
November 28, 2019
Perfect for the person I'm giving it to.
By Mimi
Chicago IL
Very funny and original
December 30, 2018
Hysterical, but could of course could only send to adults without kids. Only wish stores sold this kind of stuff, but we know that sadly greeting cards have gone by the way side. Thanks for keeping it alive.
By Peggy
Christmas Question
December 10, 2018
I sent this to my youngest brother. Our family has a strange sense of humor. That's why Noble Works cards are the ones that are the best for us. After getting the card, my brother responded with "Loved your Christmas usual, they're the BEST."
By Brian
williamstown, NJ
Hilarious for rabbit owners
November 17, 2018
My sister and dad both own rabbits, this was a big hit. Very funny, love Noble Works cards.