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Tits Off the Table: Funny Christmas Greeting Card

Item #: 5743
Cover Reads:
Billy, Elbows Off The Table! Grandma, Tits Off The Table!
Inside Reads:
Tits The Season To Be Jolly! Happy Holidays.
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A funny Christmas card featuring an outrageous family dinner scene delivers cheeky holiday humor with a lesson in table manners gone hilariously wrong. The cartoon centers on a grandmother whose ample chest becomes the subject of an unexpected reminder about proper dinner etiquette. The contrast between ordinary family rules and the grandmother's embarrassing situation creates the visual comedy.

This adult holiday greeting card is suited to friends and relatives who enjoy irreverent jokes, risque cartoons, and unconventional Christmas humor. Its family gathering theme makes it especially entertaining for recipients who appreciate comedy about awkward moments and familiar holiday traditions.

Buyers appreciate the recognizable family humor and exaggerated cartoon imagery. One customer wrote, "The entire family thought it was hilarious." The combination of mischievous humor and a relatable dinner setting gives this Christmas greeting a distinctive personality.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Tits Off the Table
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Credit:
Cartoon by Daniel Collins
Quantity:
Single Card
Size:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
March 15, 2011
UPC:
745469057430
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
Review Summary
4.8
6 Reviews
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100% Recommend this product (6 of 6 responses)
By Eugene G.
Massachusetts
Funny
January 4, 2020
Cool card
By Stuart
Tidewater
Hangers
January 3, 2020
The entire family thought it was hilarious.
Pros
  • Great graphics
Cons
  • N/A
By Boozer
Woodsboro, MD
perfect
December 26, 2019
the grandmother is still laughing
By Debbie
Toquerville, UT
Perfect
December 14, 2019
Bought this as a tribute card to remember my husband's Mother who was well endowed and could easily have been the Grandma in this card. All the family recognized the resemblance! Had a blast remembering her this Christmas.
Pros
  • Actually heartwarmingly (is that a word?) funny.
Cons
  • Pretty specific but come on who doesnt have a Grandmother, Mother or Aunt that resembles the subject matter.
By Rhonda
Michigan
Hahahahaha
November 23, 2019
Tickled my funny bone
By Lynn
New Jersey
Excellent Card
November 8, 2019
Each year our friends look forward to the Noble Works cards we send. This one will not disappoint
Pros
  • Great quality
Cons
  • None