The head designers of those trendy elf uniforms, fairy elves are an integral part of Santa's workforce. Although 9 out of 10 people will find this Christmas card offensive, we had to share our funny Christmas statistics. Funny, risqué and dirty Christmas cards are a holiday tradition, and 4 out of 5 people still have a sense of humor. Wave your flag proudly and share some gay yuletide joy with our funny holiday Christmas cards. Remember, you were born with a sense of humor.