Spread some joy and not your cheeks with these audacious Christmas cards. We’re not sure what the elves did to wind up in the clink, but few things say Merry Christmas more than elven prison rape. Lucky for you, we have funny jail cartoons to remind you that it’s always better to give than receive, especially during your stint in jail. Not the ideal Christmas gift for someone facing 5 to 10, the card will however hit the spot (in a good way) for those that enjoy risqué holiday humor.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches