Breast Wishes: Funny Christmas Card

It's a well-known fact that snowmen are pretty damn pervy. But it's to be expected: Snowmen outnumber snowwomen four to one. The odds are stacked against them because humans have set them up for reproductive failure. In this off-color Christmas card, you will notice that at a certain point, these snowmen took matters in their own hands and did what they had to do. Who can blame them?

This hilarious snowman breast reconstruction surgery Christmas card is a little risqué, but it's also a lot more fun than outdated, boring Christmas cards that feature snow scenes, sleighs and nativity scenes. At NobleWorks, we believe that ‘tits the season to let your freak flag fly and celebrate the holidays by getting together with friends for a beer, some chicken wings, a handful of wacky Christmas cards and having a good time.

If you know someone who enjoys a little naughty Christmas boob fun, send them some breast wishes with this hilarious Christmas card. This card is printed in the U.S. from recycled paper.