Breast Wishes: Funny Christmas Card

It's a well-known fact that snowmen are pretty damn pervy. But it's to be expected: Snowmen outnumber snowwomen four to one. The odds are stacked against them because humans have set them up for reproductive failure. In this off-color Christmas card, you will notice that at a certain point, these snowmen took matters in their own hands and did what they had to do. Who can blame them?

This hilarious snowman breast reconstruction surgery Christmas card is a little risqu�, but it's also a lot more fun than outdated, boring Christmas cards that feature snow scenes, sleighs and nativity scenes. At NobleWorks, we believe that �tits the season to let your freak flag fly and celebrate the holidays by getting together with friends for a beer, some chicken wings, a handful of wacky Christmas cards and having a good time.

If you know someone who enjoys a little naughty Christmas boob fun, send them some breast wishes with this hilarious Christmas card. This card is printed in the U.S. from recycled paper.