Your Parents Lie And Have: Hysterical Christmas Greeting Card

Item #: 1979
Cover Reads:
Sorry, But Santa Claus Doesn't Exist And Your Parents Lie And Have Sex!
Inside Reads:
'tis Christmas True Dat.
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If they're old enough to read a greeting card, they're probably old enough to know Santa isn't real. But they may not be old enough to know the real reason the bedroom door gets locked for 30 minutes every night. Then again, if your marriage is anything like most married couples, the door probably only gets locked for 5-10 minutes every two to three weeks. This Christmas greeting card is filled with humor. Who doesn't like a cute cat in a Santa hat?

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Your Parents Lie And Have
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printed in USA
Introduced:
March 14, 2014
UPC:
745469019797
Availability:
In Stock
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