Searching for and cutting down the perfect Christmas tree is a joyfully festive event. But, please, make sure you check your tree for limb-living critters before you haul it out of the forest, strap it onto the roof of your car, and drive it away home. A squirrel gets the unwanted ride of its life on the Screaming Tree Humor Card from NobleWorks. The little yellow dog sitting next to the driver inside of the car thinks the screaming noise is coming from the vehicle's brakes, but boy will bowser be surprised when they get home and untie the tree. If shrieked-out squirrel makes the trip all of the way, that is. Decked out in the Christmassy colors of bright red and green, this card is a scream!
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches